the_sarcastic_robber

Reggie, a grumpy forty year old man, sits behind the counter of a gas station convenience store, mumbling to himself.

(muttering)

One, two, three, four. Four hundred bucks.

He puts the money back in the till.

Just then a Robber enters the store!

Give me some money

(to himself)

Oh man, that was so stupid, why did I say _some_ money?

(more assertively)

I mean ALL the money.

Reggie isn’t phased.

Sure thing

(sarcasticaly)

Oh Noooo! I’m sooo scared.

Oh really?

No way you dummy!

(devastated)

Oh... Come on man

The robber puts the gun down.

I’ve had a really tough day man.

Oh. Well in that case.

(Reggie winks)

Don’t worry about it.

Reggie gives the robber the middle finger.