Comedy

Get Zach Laid

by Matt Moeller

February 24, 2026Third Draft107 pages

"When awkward 18-year-old Zack is humiliated by his crush, his desperate future self time-travels back with one mission — get Zack laid — but fixing one night to save twenty years forces them to choose between betrayal and the surprising power of friendship, identity, and growing up."

Get Zack Laid is a raunchy, heart-on-its-sleeve 1999 teen comedy about Zack Oakwood, an awkward comic-book-loving senior whose life is derailed after a humiliating rejection—until a disheveled version of himself from twenty years in the future materializes with one desperate mission: make sure Zack loses his virginity or become that miserable man. Set against neon arcades, strip-club misadventures, and a chaotic homecoming night, Zack’s nerdy crew—loudmouthed Dwayne, conspiracy-obsessed Oscar, and quietly fierce Jordan—mount an all-or-nothing rescue of friendship and dignity while the older Zack learns that fate might hinge on caring, not conquest. Equal parts gross-out gag and tender coming-of-age, the screenplay blends ’90s nostalgia with time-travel stakes to ask whether growing up means selling out or standing by the people who matter.

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Matt Moeller profile

Matt Moeller

(John Matthew Moeller)

JUST A BIG OL' NERD

📍 North Hollywood, CA✉️ [email protected]🌐 www.mattmoeller.com🎬 Television

Matt Moeller has aspired to be a writer, director, and funnyman since living in Orlando, Florida in 2004 which is basically the cretaceous period at this point. He’s written a book about improv comedy, hosted a live show where he got romantically dumped on stage 20 times in one night, made a ton of little fun videos for channel101 and YouTube, and now he’s full port into writing and directing horror shorts. This is the first you’ve heard of him and you’re unimpressed, but somewhat tickled at his self deprecation and meta humor. Wait, he’s standing right behind you right now, isn’t he?

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Analysis of Get Zack Laid

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58Scenes
72Est. Pages
1566Lines
17964Words

Characters (35)

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YOUNG ZACK
216 linesteens
OLD ZACK
187 lines60s+
DWAYNE
120 lines
OSCAR
85 lines
ZACK
56 lines
JORDAN
44 lines

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